The 3 Day Rule

Ladies, when you have had enough, you just can't put up with anymore bullshit and you are ready to call it quits. I am going to introduce you to "The 3 Day Rule". This is the perfect remedy in getting over that man that you just can't seem to stand anymore. It literally takes 3 days.

First, get it off your chest.... Scream, yell, fuck throw a glass if you have to. ((Just don't hit him, he might hit you back, or call the police)) Tell him everything that pisses you off. You know the entire relationship he has been letting loose on you about all of your fuckin imperfections, so now it's time for you to do it. Tell him that you are tired of sleeping only 1/2 the night cause he snores so loud that you got a ticket from the police because your neighbors complained about a noise ordenence. Tell him that the sex was fun at first and now he is a lazy ass and you are tired of being on top faking orgasms. Tell him that you really don't enjoy doing all the house hold chores, you just don't trust he can do it to your standards. Then end the fuckin relationship. Okay, so you feel better, at least a little bit right????

Next.... Plan an extravagent night with the girls. I mean you make sure that you are on point. Shave your legs, just in case. Get a new outfit, as slutty as you feel comfortable walking out of the house, take a picture and post that bitch on FB, cause you know he is still stalking your page. Make sure that your hair and make up are A-1 Fabulouso!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean you need to be so swagged out that you radiate that you are the shit before you even get out of the car. Now, you are feeling a little "man hater" that's fine... You should hate men right now. DO NOT ENTERTAIN FLIRTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are better than any man out tonight... who gives a fuck if they think you are a bitch. You're beautiful, fly, fabulous, wonderful, humorous and engaging and pretty much the baddest bitch out tonight. Dance your ass off. Out drink everyone out.

Finally scream it out. Go in your room. Shut the door behind you. Bury your head in your pillow. AND FUCKING SCREAM LIKE THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD. Now this really didn't do anything but you bet your sweet ass you feel better after. Okay so now the 3 day begins.

Day 1: Find a pal that will do nothing all day with you.... Play cards, go shopping, watch scary movies, whatever to pass the time away. Now Day 1 you will be pretty upset, he hasn't called or texted you.... and you are probably wondering why.... NO ONE CARES WHY GET THE FUCK OVER IT HE ISN'T THINKING ABOUT YOU. Just make sure that you are so filled with activities with your pal that you forgot that you checked your phone at 11:00 this morning with nothing from him and all the sudden it's 10:00 at night.

Day 2: Okay so now you aren't sad.... You're pissed. What the fuck is he doing that is so important? Did he just all of the sudden stop loving you? No, he is thinking about you just as much as you are thinking about him.... difference is he is expecting you to crack like an egg.... Grab ahold of those fucking lady balls and "man up" Emotions will not rule you today, because you are stronger than he is.... Today is the day for you to have alone time.... It's best to be alone on Day 2 in case you need to shed a couple of tears. Hell let the fucking fountain go.... cry... cry.... cry... It will help to cleanse the soul... But whatever you do... DO NOT CONTACT HIM.

Day 3: You wake up.... Do you notice that everything in your world seems brighter. Everything smells better and you are in a better mood? That would be because you have slept soundly and those two days before you didn't know it but you were actually reflecting on who you are and testing yourself. Have you learned yet that you will be okay without him? Have you learned that you are stronger than anyone including yourself thought that you could be? Did you take out your own trash? Notice you did less laundry? Got to make what YOU wanted for dinner????? Hmmmmm.... so really what was his worth if you were so miserable for so long????? Nothing he was a comfort. You know what else is a comfort? New shoes. So go buy yourself a new fucking pair of bad ass red 5 inch heels and start planning another night out with your girls.

3 Days is literally all it takes to move the fuck on. There is no emotion that you cant overcome. The only thing that prevents you as a human being to move forward from a break up is you. So get out of your head long enough for you to heal.... Once you allow yourself to do that the rest of your world will fall right into place. There is nothing that he can do that you can't do better... Not only better you do it in high heels on a daily basis. You give life. That's an empowering feeling in it's own.

Remember that it takes 3 days to keep it moving.... and when the 4th day comes and you don't feel better.... you hit me up and I will help you get out of your head : )

Fuck him if he didn't put a ring on it.


Your Personal Madam
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