It's become extremely apparent to me that there are a large number of Facebook subscribers are utilizing it's services as a dating site. For this I felt compelled to address.
It clearly indicates on any search engine that Facebook is social utility that connects friends and others who work, study and live around them. There is no information provided that it is to be used for dating services.
Guys are the worst offender of using Facebook as their booty call. Guys, have you not realized that the girl that you are messaging was just two days ago single and all of the sudden she has made it Facebook official that she is in a relationship but there isn't an individual listed as her significant other? This was because you have been persistent long after she had declined the offer for a vast feast or a date to the cinema, creeped her out and now she has a fake relationship.
Now you can "SMH" if you must, however you can thank yourself for the falsified relationship. What happened to the day when you would ask a girl out face to face? Could it be that you possibly don't have the balls to ask her out the old fashioned way? Like calling her perhaps? Or could it be that it is the easiest way for you to hide it from your actual girlfriend?
Whatever the excuse is for using it as a dating service, it's pathetic. How many people can actually say, "I met my husband on Facebook" Not many.... I can assure you of that. If you are genuinely looking for someone to date, I have taken it upon myself to provide you with a list of dating sites, please create a file and leave the ladies alone.
www.eharmony.com
www.zoosk.com
www.match.com
www.plentyoffish.com
www.datehookup.com
www.christianmingle.com
www.kiss.com
www.ourtime.com
www.personals.com
www.okcupid.com
www.perfectmatch.com
This should be of plenty help to those individuals have been sorrowfully trying to use Facebook as a dating network. I'll be quite frank. It's gross. It's creepy. and you aren't going to get laid on facebook, you might get fucked by being told no, but you aren't going to receive a happy ending. Stop trying you look pathetic.
Yours Truly,
Your One and Only Personal Madam
xoxox
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Sunday, February 17, 2013
This Playa Shit Is Getting Old
Seriously, the playa playa shit is getting really fuckin old. At what point does a man reach when he just says fuckin a ton of bad bitches isn't a problem, it's complete disregard for women. Let's be honest, if it was your Mama who was with a playa and you knew her man was out with another bitch it would be game mother fuckin on.
And don't act naïve like we don't know what's going on here. I mean everyone knows about the dating food chain. You got your wifey, a couple of bitches (treat like they are your girlfriend so they can't be with nobody but you but don't claim em' to anyone but her), a bottom bitch (booty call) & the bitches that you claim are "friends" but really you are keepin them on your team, in case one of your bitches slips up you can promote them up the dating food chain.
See what's funny is that you invented the came, but remember women have the capability of doing the same shit. I'm not saying woman are innocent, but we don't retaliate until we have valid reason to do so. Please remember, when you underestimate the scorn of a woman, you are only setting yourself up for failure.
Your wifey could be the best goddamn girl, cooks, cleans, remains flawlessly beautiful, lady in the streets freak in the sheets... Boss of all Boss's, and yet you feel like it is your God given right to have as many woman as possible. This is why 99% of you end up alone when you get old. There is no way in hell a bitch is going to keep forgiving you. We don't forget SHIT EVER. You really wanna be reminded in every fight how you was banging her friend and her friends cousin the night you said that you were going to watch the game at your boys house? You really want to have to be fearful to go to sleep next to your girl because you know she knows shit and hasn't said anything and are afraid that she might slit your throat and watch you choke on your own blood before calling 911????
If you can't respect the one that you love, how can you be mad when your actions are reciprocated? I'm sorry but if you are dickin down other bitches, your bitch better be getting dicked down by others too. You can't tell her that dick is her dick when the whole hood is getting a piece of the pie.
There will come a point when she is so hurt that she doesn't want to end the relationship. She is going to do so much dirt and make it known so that you can find out the way that she found out, and YOU can end the relationship. Personally, let me catch mine, ooooooooooooooh Lord Jesus let me catch mine, I'm not going to say shit, I'm going to pretend like everything is glamorous and I'm still in love with him. I'm going to pretend that there isn't a damn thing wrong, even if I am dying inside. I'm going to make sure I hit someone up in your clique. We are going to go out to eat or in public, and Imma take a picture of it and post that bitch on Facebook. Cause let's be honest here, Facebook is a mother fucker. Once it hits facebook, there is no going back.
Ladies, it's time to stand up for ourselves. Tell him that the shit is unacceptable. Let him know that he might thing he is getting away with it but when it happens to him it will cut like a knife to the very core of his soul. Men can do it.... But remember, WOMEN DO IT BETTER. Dude, while you are boo'd up with one of your bitches, and thinking to yourself that you got it good, stop for 2 seconds and think "If I am laid up with this chick, who is my wifey laid up with?"
While you can't make the time for her...... Someone else is waiting for the opportunity.
If she is as badass as myself, there are plenty of gentleman suitors that can't wait for you to fail, to ruin what you have, because at a moments notice they are there to help her pick up the pieces of her broken heart.... And you can only be mad at yourself for the pit in your stomach. THANK YOURSELF FOR PUSHING HER INTO ANOTHER MAN'S ARMS. Don't get pissed at her. Don't talk shit about her. She got fed up. How's that playa shit treating you now??????
Tired of cry babies screaming "I can't believe she....." when you set up the scene for the entire movie.
Forever Holdin Down My Ladies,
Your Personal Madam
xoxoxoxoxoxox
And don't act naïve like we don't know what's going on here. I mean everyone knows about the dating food chain. You got your wifey, a couple of bitches (treat like they are your girlfriend so they can't be with nobody but you but don't claim em' to anyone but her), a bottom bitch (booty call) & the bitches that you claim are "friends" but really you are keepin them on your team, in case one of your bitches slips up you can promote them up the dating food chain.
See what's funny is that you invented the came, but remember women have the capability of doing the same shit. I'm not saying woman are innocent, but we don't retaliate until we have valid reason to do so. Please remember, when you underestimate the scorn of a woman, you are only setting yourself up for failure.
Your wifey could be the best goddamn girl, cooks, cleans, remains flawlessly beautiful, lady in the streets freak in the sheets... Boss of all Boss's, and yet you feel like it is your God given right to have as many woman as possible. This is why 99% of you end up alone when you get old. There is no way in hell a bitch is going to keep forgiving you. We don't forget SHIT EVER. You really wanna be reminded in every fight how you was banging her friend and her friends cousin the night you said that you were going to watch the game at your boys house? You really want to have to be fearful to go to sleep next to your girl because you know she knows shit and hasn't said anything and are afraid that she might slit your throat and watch you choke on your own blood before calling 911????
If you can't respect the one that you love, how can you be mad when your actions are reciprocated? I'm sorry but if you are dickin down other bitches, your bitch better be getting dicked down by others too. You can't tell her that dick is her dick when the whole hood is getting a piece of the pie.
There will come a point when she is so hurt that she doesn't want to end the relationship. She is going to do so much dirt and make it known so that you can find out the way that she found out, and YOU can end the relationship. Personally, let me catch mine, ooooooooooooooh Lord Jesus let me catch mine, I'm not going to say shit, I'm going to pretend like everything is glamorous and I'm still in love with him. I'm going to pretend that there isn't a damn thing wrong, even if I am dying inside. I'm going to make sure I hit someone up in your clique. We are going to go out to eat or in public, and Imma take a picture of it and post that bitch on Facebook. Cause let's be honest here, Facebook is a mother fucker. Once it hits facebook, there is no going back.
Ladies, it's time to stand up for ourselves. Tell him that the shit is unacceptable. Let him know that he might thing he is getting away with it but when it happens to him it will cut like a knife to the very core of his soul. Men can do it.... But remember, WOMEN DO IT BETTER. Dude, while you are boo'd up with one of your bitches, and thinking to yourself that you got it good, stop for 2 seconds and think "If I am laid up with this chick, who is my wifey laid up with?"
While you can't make the time for her...... Someone else is waiting for the opportunity.
If she is as badass as myself, there are plenty of gentleman suitors that can't wait for you to fail, to ruin what you have, because at a moments notice they are there to help her pick up the pieces of her broken heart.... And you can only be mad at yourself for the pit in your stomach. THANK YOURSELF FOR PUSHING HER INTO ANOTHER MAN'S ARMS. Don't get pissed at her. Don't talk shit about her. She got fed up. How's that playa shit treating you now??????
Tired of cry babies screaming "I can't believe she....." when you set up the scene for the entire movie.
Forever Holdin Down My Ladies,
Your Personal Madam
xoxoxoxoxoxox
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