Sunday, December 2, 2012

Celebrity Shit Talk

You know I recently had a pretty intense conversation with one of my dearest friends about this topic. People talking shit about celebrities. It's fuckin disgusting. For instance Jessica Simpson's baby bikini skandal. Well at least that was what 1/2 the goddamn ignorant world look at it ask.... A fuckin skandal. People in an uproar about this baby wearing a bikini??? I mean really??? But no one was upset that there was a grown ass woman running the beach in the same goddamn bikini that the baby was wearing? No, no comments there? Or when a celebrity, typically actors, lose a little wait ((generally for a role)) and holy hell they are anorexic, family is breaking down, confused on what to do, sending her to rehab..... Or the opposite, maybe they gained a lil weight, like 5.7 lbs and that bitch is pregnant. Really 5.7 lbs and you think that's a baby bump? I take shits bigger than the amount of weight that the bitch gained and no one seems to have a problem.... I feel like there should be someone who is on the opposite end of the spectrum sticking up for these people. Certainly no one is perfect, that we can all agree. But there should be a certain someone who sticks up for these entertainers against people like... Perez Hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just threw up in my mouth thinking about the moron. I mean of all people to idiolize yourself so much that you create a stage name around, you chose Paris Hilton???????? So when you were growing up and you thought God, there is only one bitch in the entire universe that i am able to find empowerment by, you chose Paris Hilton? You chose to idiolize someone who's career was a reality sitcom with her bff and then a bad home video of her giving her boyfriend head? I mean there is a fine line of absolutely pathetic and verge of retardation here. And then................... people sincerly look to him for celebrity gossip??? Honestly, this man talks about people gaining weight, when he was a fat. Then talks shit about people losing weight, which now he is no longer a fat because he decided to lose weight (great for you and your health.... I'm happy you decided you were going to grace the world with your presence for longer - sigh) so technically we should start the rumor that he has struggled with anorexia his whole life and from idiolizing Paris Hilton he decided to shed his man boobs to loose weight so that we would stop mistaking him for Paris' fatter uglier older sister. I get it, a man has to make a living, I do, everything is for the rating... I got it.... But seriously celebrity bashing? Other than 45 seconds of face time, what are you getting from it? And then once they find out that your speculation is completely bullshit are you worried that your credibility will be tarnished or are you banking that society as a whole is filled with minon like morons that are bound to hang on your every word??
I guess moral of the story is to all the Perez Hilton's in the world, Bullying isn't going to get you anywhere, especially when you meet someone who isn't brainwashed by your bullshit and has a backbone to stick up to you for attempting to make others look bad at the expense of your stardom.... Pathetic, bottom feeding skank fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Middle finger to all the bullies,


Your Madam

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