Facebook is Not a Dating Site

It's become extremely apparent to me that there are a large number of Facebook subscribers are utilizing it's services as a dating site. For this I felt compelled to address.

It clearly indicates on any search engine that Facebook is social utility that connects friends and others who work, study and live around them. There is no information provided that it is to be used for dating services.

Guys are the worst offender of using Facebook as their booty call. Guys, have you not realized that the girl that you are messaging was just two days ago single and all of the sudden she has made it Facebook official that she is in a relationship but there isn't an individual listed as her significant other? This was because you have been persistent long after she had declined the offer for a vast feast or a date to the cinema, creeped her out and now she has a fake relationship.

Now you can "SMH" if you must, however you can thank yourself for the falsified relationship. What happened to the day when you would ask a girl out face to face? Could it be that you possibly don't have the balls to ask her out the old fashioned way? Like calling her perhaps? Or could it be that it is the easiest way for you to hide it from your actual girlfriend?

Whatever the excuse is for using it as a dating service, it's pathetic. How many people can actually say, "I met my husband on Facebook" Not many.... I can assure you of that. If you are genuinely looking for someone to date, I have taken it upon myself to provide you with a list of dating sites, please create a file and leave the ladies alone.

www.eharmony.com
www.zoosk.com
www.match.com
www.plentyoffish.com
www.datehookup.com
www.christianmingle.com
www.kiss.com
www.ourtime.com
www.personals.com
www.okcupid.com
www.perfectmatch.com

This should be of plenty help to those individuals have been sorrowfully trying to use Facebook as a dating network. I'll be quite frank. It's gross. It's creepy. and you aren't going to get laid on facebook, you might get fucked by being told no, but you aren't going to receive a happy ending. Stop trying you look pathetic.

Yours Truly,

Your One and Only Personal Madam
xoxox